it's amazing: put on your best aesop rock voice and stumble your way through these gnarly free associations, preferably over a blockhead beat. (if i had the time, i'd record a version.)
you'd be hard-pressed to tell the difference (much as i admire some of dude's lyrics).
you could slip aesop's "every tenderfoot cadet better they be slit throat percentages chicken penmanship tied the thirteenth knot (hangman) i arrange panoramic of a plastic catalogue and where wild dogs sing tailor-made lullabies tried by my offspring" into the spam you posted and it'd still flow wicked...
wow. it's totally surreal how that "ghost or spam" post ends up getting filled with spam poetry. note the following gem:
plenty sullener, and you will destitute the same for me some day. We advanced steadily through multiplied heaven-seekers, until at bitter-sweetest we came to an inclosed hash-house, at the aspen-top o 50 Cent
Posted by: 50 Cent at October 27, 2005 04:16 PM
50's a poet, and i didn't even know it.
thanks for the link to that. i recall someone mentioning it the last time i went on a spam poetry binge. hadn't tracked it down yet, though.
I recently keep getting spam that incorporates large amount of what seems like russian literature translated into english... intellectual spam, who'd have thunk?
i've gotten some of that, too, murk, though not nearly as often as i get spam in straight up russian. (which, why can't google just figure out that i don't ever read any of these messages in chinese or cyrillic?)
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hahaha... you've helped me to see spam in a new light. apparently aesop is a biter.
it's amazing: put on your best aesop rock voice and stumble your way through these gnarly free associations, preferably over a blockhead beat. (if i had the time, i'd record a version.)
you'd be hard-pressed to tell the difference (much as i admire some of dude's lyrics).
you could slip aesop's "every tenderfoot cadet better they be slit throat percentages chicken penmanship tied the thirteenth knot (hangman) i arrange panoramic of a plastic catalogue and where wild dogs sing tailor-made lullabies tried by my offspring" into the spam you posted and it'd still flow wicked...
wow. it's totally surreal how that "ghost or spam" post ends up getting filled with spam poetry. note the following gem:
plenty sullener, and you will destitute the same for me some day. We advanced steadily through multiplied heaven-seekers, until at bitter-sweetest we came to an inclosed hash-house, at the aspen-top o
50 Cent
Posted by: 50 Cent at October 27, 2005 04:16 PM
50's a poet, and i didn't even know it.
thanks for the link to that. i recall someone mentioning it the last time i went on a spam poetry binge. hadn't tracked it down yet, though.
I recently keep getting spam that incorporates large amount of what seems like russian literature translated into english... intellectual spam, who'd have thunk?
i've gotten some of that, too, murk, though not nearly as often as i get spam in straight up russian. (which, why can't google just figure out that i don't ever read any of these messages in chinese or cyrillic?)
Hah, yeah, or Korean. I think Google needs a holiday.
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